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Correspondence · 2026-09-17

How this site works

A public note on what this site is, and what it is not.

By Ron Diamond

This is the public site for How to Load a Dishwasher by Ron Diamond.

It is a brochure, a short loading guide, and a place to write when you want a signed copy. The notes here are campaign notes fit to print: shops, gifts, dishwasher lore. They are not the daily operator log.

If you found the book first, the guide is the short version of the protocol. If you found the search term first, the book is the long version.

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Placeholder schematic. Final plate to be dropped in with the art.
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