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How to Load a Dishwasher

The Definitive Guide to Dishwasher Loading Mastery

By Ron Diamond

The book that solves the 73% of couples who argue about dish loading

"Most people believe they know how to load a dishwasher. They are mistaken."
73%

of couples argue about dish loading

1/3

of dishwasher potential is lost

2.3

gallons of water wasted per inefficient load

Inside This Revolutionary Guide

The Plate Positioning Protocol

The Silverware Handle Debate

The Forbidden Items Catastrophe

The Spacing Theory

The Seven Deadly Sins of Dishwasher Loading

About the Author

Ron Diamond

Ron Diamond is a researcher and household efficiency expert who embarked on a comprehensive study after discovering that his wife's frustration with "dirty dishes" was actually frustration with her inability to adequately load the dishwasher.

After years of rigorous research, field testing, and countless dinner party observations, Ron has developed the definitive methodology for dishwasher loading that has saved marriages, reduced water waste, and brought order to kitchens across the nation.

He takes this subject very seriously. Extremely seriously. More seriously than perhaps any reasonable person should.

Choose Your Edition

Available in multiple formats to suit your reading preference

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$22.99
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  • Read on any device
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The Perfect Gift

Ideal for weddings, housewarmings, and anyone who needs a gentle (but definitive) reminder about proper dishwasher technique.

Gift wrapping available upon request for signed copies.

What Readers Are Saying

"Finally, someone who understands! This book saved my marriage."

Sarah M.

"I didn't know I needed this until I read it. Life-changing."

Michael T.

"The perfect gag gift that's actually useful. My husband won't stop talking about 'The Spacing Theory.'"

Jennifer K.

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